Sunday, January 1, 2012

2012. apocalips yeer.

my frin is a juk shee trie to bee funee an maek
fun an drik a beer. shee run rown an laff at peepil
an eet peetsa an seeng sowngs. shee goot at seenging.
but shee is a juk an a kaengarew. 

rok an roel blews liev wus reel goot. an mie
ant sae she wus a ners an help som. meksikans
aer mad at me an mie meksikan frin, nok a biek don, i maek
nies diner an mae bee a weel char, 

it is eestir tiem an miet eet sum ham birgir an
limin aed. jeezis do not wan me too drink a beer
so i am on lee drinks limins. selebraet at mie hows
an cuk on the bar bee kew an waet for ies creem truk.
i hoep the eestir chikin coms to see evree boddee.



i plae sum hevee metil mwesik an i see a bad pig goen see
me in mie under waer. i git scaerd an i drink sum beer to
maek me relaks. i liek hevee metil to an i see a konsirt win
i wus a litil man. to dae i goen lisin to sum moer rok n blews. 

creep theeng com arown to dae an i wach owt for it is rownd mie bak. i akt reel nies an it trie to stab me wit a big oel nief. wesley goen to hav a partee anee wae an peepil goen to see mie art pikchirs an drink beers an mae bee eet sum of the sooshee to. bee kaerful of the creeper. not nies.



to dae is a noo yeer an i see on teevee is we ar al go to die
indeein peepel ar sientits can see fewchir an tel of apacolips waer jeezis coms tu erth an eets al the peepel. i am gon to
drink a lot of beers an i am gon beet up sum bodee to. eet
a staek an i noe it will taest reel gud. i am al soe gon git
on shoe pries is riet. win a bar bee kew greel. 

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  2. caught a ride with a N. Texas man. Was darn near 7 ft tall...Kenworth haulin slabs of phosphate into the New Mexican table lands. Rolled his red striped, broad cloth, short sleeves like a beach boy, took white cross like tic- tacs. Only one tattoo scratched into his right lunchbox of a bicept. An autumn moon with the face of Garfield.

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