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| my frin is a juk shee trie to bee funee an maek fun an drik a beer. shee run rown an laff at peepil an eet peetsa an seeng sowngs. shee goot at seenging. but shee is a juk an a kaengarew. |
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| rok an roel blews liev wus reel goot. an mie ant sae she wus a ners an help som. meksikans aer mad at me an mie meksikan frin, nok a biek don, i maek nies diner an mae bee a weel char, |
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| it is eestir tiem an miet eet sum ham birgir an limin aed. jeezis do not wan me too drink a beer so i am on lee drinks limins. selebraet at mie hows an cuk on the bar bee kew an waet for ies creem truk. i hoep the eestir chikin coms to see evree boddee. |
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| i plae sum hevee metil mwesik an i see a bad pig goen see me in mie under waer. i git scaerd an i drink sum beer to maek me relaks. i liek hevee metil to an i see a konsirt win i wus a litil man. to dae i goen lisin to sum moer rok n blews. |
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creep theeng com arown to dae an i wach owt for it is rownd mie bak. i akt reel nies an it trie to stab me wit a big oel nief. wesley goen to hav a partee anee wae an peepil goen to see mie art pikchirs an drink beers an mae bee eet sum of the sooshee to. bee kaerful of the creeper. not nies.
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to dae is a noo yeer an i see on teevee is we ar al go to die indeein peepel ar sientits can see fewchir an tel of apacolips waer jeezis coms tu erth an eets al the peepel. i am gon to drink a lot of beers an i am gon beet up sum bodee to. eet a staek an i noe it will taest reel gud. i am al soe gon git on shoe pries is riet. win a bar bee kew greel. |
